Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

    With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

    DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

    But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

    Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Enchantments Applied: 300
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCrafted

    LoveCrafted
    Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

    As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

    After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

    So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

    BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!
    Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

    Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

    We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

    So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

    FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4151

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixel Paradis

    Pixel Paradis

    Welcome to Pixel Paradis

    Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

    Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

    – Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Furry Maple Spirit Realm

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm

    Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

    discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

    CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

    CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

    To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

    Our advantages:

    – Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

    – Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

    – Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

    – Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

    – History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

    About the server:

    – We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

    – Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

    – We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

    – The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

    It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
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    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 293 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Emeralds Found: 8487
    Potions Brewed: 82 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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