Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8373	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1123	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1427	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crops Grown:	8100	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5560

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3607	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9804
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	8432
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2887
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Enchantments Applied:	282	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2