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ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Farms Harvested:	905	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Mines Excavated:	3043	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	4266	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	2436	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Votes:	3407
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Ores Mined:	9005	Star Shards Collected:	120
Farms Harvested:	318	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Villages Defended:	9

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2476	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3057
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	736572	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	New Chunks Explored:	971738
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26