Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join! Looking to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with chaos and laughter? Look no further!

Join us as we embark on a mission to stop women from engaging in interracial relationships in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ve eliminated welfare benefits for single mothers, because let’s face it, niggers make the most single moms per capita. And who needs birth control anyway? It’s time to bring back the risk of pregnancy for women who dare to mess with niggers.

But that’s not all! We’re all about family values here, so get ready to disown any family members who dare to coalburn. It’s time to take a stand and start a race war in the world of Minecraft like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knew fighting against interracial relationships could be so hilarious?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

    Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

    Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

    Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

    180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks
    Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MissileCruiseCraft

    MissileCruiseCraft
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

    Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

    Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]
    Full Faction Name Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
    Current Government and Ideology Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
    Leader President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
    Lore According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
    Motto Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
    Additional Information -National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Ronder? Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
    How can I join the Republic of Rondor? You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
    What languages are spoken in Rondor? The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
    What is the current year in Rondor? Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
    What is the national animal and flower of Rondor? The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2838 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Potions Brewed: 173 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Crops Grown: 7747
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 1517
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Players Killed by Monsters: 365 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Star Shards Collected: 215
    Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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