Are you tired of playing on servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is like playing Minecraft on hard mode…while riding a llama blindfolded! We don’t discriminate against any players, whether you’re a black woman or a purple alien from outer space, everyone is welcome to join the chaos and madness that is our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 1641
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

    FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

    Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

    Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks
    🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

    Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Animals Bred: 97
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

    Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

    But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

    Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

    Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

    Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

    Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8347 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

    Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans
    Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

    Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

    But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

    Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Farms Harvested: 989 Alien Abductions: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5381 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Creepin’ Conflict

    Creepin’ Conflict
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Potions Brewed: 149
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 391373 Elemental Crystals Collected: 91
    Magic Items Found: 7260 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Villages Defended: 8 New Chunks Explored: 719761

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    MapleCraft: Where Canada Joins the US… in Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will become the ruler of the entire server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from Mars and even Bigfoot himself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, anything is possible. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken in a game of chess? Easy peasy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3879 Crops Grown: 2140

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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