| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2373 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 249 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 426 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9613 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6350 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8182 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4865 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 4908 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7314 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1793 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 188 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2066 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1752 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8953 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2894 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
