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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runes Activated: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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