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Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8888
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ores Mined:	4063
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	673	Ores Mined:	2698
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	7084
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crops Grown:	4773

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ores Mined:	6976
Crops Grown:	9445	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Votes:	3715	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Votes:	6352
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ores Mined:	3134	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

Players:	108/900	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	532