Blockmine | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	2930	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Animals Bred:	59
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	4345

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7124	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3970	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	633
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Votes:	198
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension Hops:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Star Shards Collected:	166
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

#exciting, Activity, BlockyBuzz, Captivating, Daily, daily routine, diamonds, Digging, Energizing, energizing activities, Engaging, inspiring, inspiring rituals, INTERESTING, invigorating, invigorating practices, Motivating, motivating habits, Refreshing, regular, Routine, stimulating activities, stimulation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	82

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

DeportCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, deportation, deportation process, DeportCraft, deporting, Flight, Government, homeland security, immigration, India, International, migrants, military operation, Minecraft, News, Official, policy, repatriation, Server, undocumented immigrants, us military, US-India relations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

ap news, China, coal, CraftyCoalLNGTariffs, economic impact, economic policy, energy resources, Fossil Fuels, global economy, government action, import/export, international relations, international trade, LNG, market volatility, political decisions, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	3090
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

Players:	107/900	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1