BlockheadsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	949	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4715
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!