BlockheadsRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	185	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Farms Harvested:	704	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

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CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	258	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MealMastersMC

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Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.