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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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