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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	83
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	New Chunks Explored:	907643
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	2548	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	764868
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7087
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1080	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3682	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6055

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!