Are you tired of getting kicked out of your house for watching too much porn? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and distract yourself from those naughty videos with some good old block building and zombie slaying. Who needs porn when you have creepers exploding in your face, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can help you resist the urge to watch porn. So come on over and let us help you kick that dirty habit to the curb!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 New Chunks Explored: 49856
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Emeralds Found: 8511
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Farms Harvested: 806
    Ores Mined: 3487 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 246 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Animals Bred: 113
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 2885
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Runes Activated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Emeralds Found: 1089
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

    OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 124
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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