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Players: 97/900 Votes: 3455
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you sometimes think we shouldn’t be spending so much time doing this thing called life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers dance to dubstep. We have a secret underground disco where the villagers let loose and party like it’s 1999.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Golden Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time in the real world when you can join us on our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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  • WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

    WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6351
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

    come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

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  • SmartieSMP

    SmartieSMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Star Shards Collected: 289
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4347 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

    About the Server
    We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
    Seasonal Switches
    We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
    What You Can Expect
    Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

    Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

    A: No, joining the server is completely free.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 6785
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 New Chunks Explored: 209760
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

    We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

    You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

    So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

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  • PhoneSnatcherRage

    PhoneSnatcherRage
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2531
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

    Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

    So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

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  • KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

    KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9385
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6585 Alien Abductions: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Mines Excavated: 3665
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Runes Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

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  • CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

    CraftyBillionairesGoneWild
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8460
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

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  • BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

    BlockyBibas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9863
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Farms Harvested: 439 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ores Mined: 4676
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

    KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 9502
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Enchantments Applied: 88
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Falling into the Void: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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  • GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

    GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 7544
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

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  • The Eternal Region

    The Eternal Region
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 592
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 101 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2778 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

    Feature Description
    Whitelist Only No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
    Expanding World Border The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
    Survival Island Spawn Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
    Quality of Life Tweaks Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
    Voting Rewards Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

    What age group is the server intended for?

    The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

    What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

    By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

    Are there any special features for pets on the server?

    Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

    How can I track my playtime on the server?

    You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

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  • The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

    The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 118
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 32 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Villages Defended: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Farms Harvested: 746
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

    This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

    You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

    You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

    You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

    Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

    DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 2041
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

    Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

    Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

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  • LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

    LyricMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3765
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 312
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 22
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8849
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9563
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

    Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

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  • DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

    DefenseCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3658
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8175 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

    rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

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