HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Dragons Tamed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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