BlockbusterBinge | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3598	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1269

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3295

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4141	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	181
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5