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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Void Armor Forged: 22 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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