COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE MORE SANCTIONS THAN THE U.S. AND JAPAN COMBINED!

WE HAVE SANCTIONS ON EVERYTHING – NO DIAMONDS FOR YOU UNLESS YOU CAN DO THE MACARENA WHILE FIGHTING A CREEPER!

OUR SERVER IS SO STRICT, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON HAS TO FILL OUT A PERMISSION SLIP BEFORE TAKING OFF!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY RULES AND ABSURD SANCTIONS – YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS YOU BREAK A RULE, THEN YOU MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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