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Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Animals Bred:	169
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394935
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mines Excavated:	1011
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	99	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

2die4

2b2t, 2die4, Age-Appropriate Content, Alternative, Anarchy, best players, challenge, Dangerous, Friendly, Friends, Game, No Rules, PvP, respectful conversations, ruined spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	177
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

2die4.minecraft-pvp.com

Echo-Isles

addresslink, advancedfeatures, brandnewplayers, customgenerated, Customworlds, dontationperks, EchoIsles, KitPvP, Lootcrates, Nonpaytowin, paytowindonations, publickitpvp, pvpencouraged, qualityoflifeplugins, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, ServerCommunity, serverfeatures, Smpserver, StrongCommunity, teleporation, welcomingserver

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Echo-Isles
Server Type	SMP Gameplay
Features	– Setting homes – Teleporting – Economy – MCMMO – Quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations offer advanced quality of life features
PvP Features	Custom-generated resource world with loot crates, Kit PvP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server started on 10/31/2024.

Q: What is the server address?

A: Echo-Isles.com

Q: Are there PvP features on the server?

A: Yes, the server supports PvP features such as a custom-generated resource world with loot crates and Kit PvP.

Q: Is the server pay to win?

A: No, the server is not pay to win. Donations offer advanced quality of life features but do not give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Is there a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a welcoming and strong community that is always willing to engage with new players.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins include setting homes, teleporting, an economy, MCMMO, and quality of life plugins.

Dreamscape Realm 1.20

baby, close your eyes, dreamscape, emotional release, go where love is, growth, healing, inner peace, leaving it behind, letting go, love, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, Realm, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, starting over, Surrender, transformation, Trust, trustfall

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where love is on our side, where you can trust fall and not worry about falling flat on your face. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can escape from all the BS of the real world.

So, close your eyes, leave it all behind, and come join us on this epic adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a total buzzkill who hates fun and happiness. So, what are you waiting for? Let’s do this!

Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP

Air, angel beats!, burns, charlotte, clannad, comedy, database, Download, Events, general, harem, HBR, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, Jrpg, jun maeda, Little Busters, Minecraft, mobile, PC, red, smp, Tier List, trailers, twitter, YuRi

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	143
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3656	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world created by the twisted mind of Jun Maeda, the genius behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Little Busters! and Charlotte.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a yuri-themed village where players can build their own harem of Minecraft waifus. And if that’s not enough, we have random comedy events that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our tier list database will help you strategize your way to the top, and our trailers are so epic they’ll make you want to jump right into the game. Plus, our New Year events are coming up, so get ready for some insane surprises!

So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us in this wild adventure. Just remember, newfriends, don’t read the spoilers or you might end up in a Minecraft soap opera. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #MinecraftMadness #HaremVillage #YuriYAYAYA

FlirtCraft: Creeper Pickup Lines

awkward, BIZARRE, bizarre flirting, creeper, cringeworthy, DATING, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, funny, funny flirting, humor, lines, odd, pickup, pickup lines, quirky, Redditers, relationships, romance, Social Interaction, strange, strange flirting, weird, weird flirting.

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some hilarious flirting adventures! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a player dressed as a giant chicken starts throwing heart emojis at you and serenading you with love songs in the chat. Or how about the time someone tried to impress you by building a pixel art portrait of your Minecraft character using only dirt blocks? Join us for a wild ride of wacky flirtations and unforgettable moments! Who needs diamonds when you can have a virtual Romeo or Juliet professing their love for you in the most absurd ways possible?

Players:	96/800	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5