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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 1856 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Votes: | 7742 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs ride around in lamborghinis. we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies break it down on the dance floor.
if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
we also have a special event every friday where all the players have to battle it out in a giant game of musical chairs, but instead of chairs, we use TNT blocks. it’s a blast, literally.
so come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just remember, if a lego person talked in sign language, they would only be able to say “C”.
