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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Animals Bred: 168

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