/Block/ Breaker/ Boss/ Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	854	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crops Grown:	5476
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	14

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	80

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	3404
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	15	New Chunks Explored:	589236
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Divine Spears Created:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchantments Applied:	288
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1