Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amazon, Anime, Black, black hair, black plague, bombing Japan., bus, CAR, Ebay, electricity, facebook, Game System, GOOGLE, hair, instagram, Japan, Justinian, Minecraft, moon landing, myspace, nikola tesla, nuclear waste, planet destruction, Richard Trevithick, Rocket, Server, skidoo, song, TANK, Train, useless, Welfare, Wernher von Braun

Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3449	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9025	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1263
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	555050
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8287

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.