Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FamilyFlashCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	68
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Foreign, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Animals Bred:	196
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Potions Brewed:	175	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Zombie Dances:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MapleCraftMayhem

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so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	6784
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Farms Harvested:	942	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Animals Bred:	77

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.