so like, this server is like the yale of minecraft servers, bro. we got researchers studying the brain regions that make you feel all the pleasure when you play minecraft. like, they found out that if you join this server, you’ll be stuck in a ‘vicious cycle’ of fun and excitement. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, man. come join us and experience the ultimate high of minecraft gaming. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
New Chunks Explored: 435043 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Magic Items Found: 7719

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9966 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mines Excavated: 4335

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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