Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
Players Killed by Monsters: 5135 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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