Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4310	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	7603	Magic Items Found:	3844
Animals Bred:	60	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	191
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	778	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Farms Harvested:	533
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mines Excavated:	2586

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!