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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 5182 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 173 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.