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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7493 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.