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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1449 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 102 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 224237 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.