come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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