come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
Endless Night Skies: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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