BidenCraft: Defending with Israel – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1489	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	238

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BroCollegeFundLULZ

BroCollegeFundLULZ, career building, college expenses, college funding, education costs, familial obligations, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational wealth, half siblings, loans, parental expectations, part-time jobs, personal boundaries, saving for college, scholarships, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into paying for your sibling’s education just because your parents didn’t plan ahead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will ask you to fork over your hard-earned diamonds to cover someone else’s tuition fees.

Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and fighting off creepers. No family drama here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

So come on over and escape the real world where entitled parents think it’s your job to fund your sibling’s future. Let’s craft our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8034	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ScaredyCraft

childhood fears, facing fears, fear of being alone, fear of change, fear of criticism, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of ghosts, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of monsters, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the dentist, fear of the future, fear of the unknown, irrational fears, overcoming fears, ScaredyCraft

Remember that monster under your bed that used to give you nightmares as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve tamed those monsters and turned them into friendly pets! Join us and conquer your childhood fears by befriending all the creepy crawlies that used to scare you. Who knew that the key to overcoming your fears was just a few blocks away in the virtual world? Join us now and show those monsters who’s boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Farms Harvested:	245	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

acknowledging racism, addressing racism, cognitive dissonance, discrimination, emotional avoidance, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, implicit bias, mental health, negative emotions, NoH8, prejudice, racial awareness, racial bias, racial inequality, racial injustice, RacismFree, self reflection, social change, social justice, societal norms, systemic racism, Zone

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4916
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Farms Harvested:	770	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	587186
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.