BeirutBoomCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BdayBroBetrayal

bachelor lifestyle, BdayBroBetrayal, birthday surprise, brother, city, dick move, family life, Girlfriend, horrible time, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, mutual friends, private room, right thing, Routine, Shenanigans, small town, solitude, specialty service, strip club, Warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	776	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will make your head spin!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

HomelessSteveMC SMP

adaptation, Adversity, basic needs, community support, coping strategies, Crisis, displacement, emergency, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, housing insecurity, mental health, POVERTY, resilience, Resources, Shelter, smp, social services, societal issues, Survival, uncertainty, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!

CompliMinecraft

atypical, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMinecraft, Curious, eccentric, eXtraordinary, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, rare, Singular, strange, uncommon, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.

So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!

CartelCraft: Trump’s Spy Drones

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, #undercover mission, CartelCraft, cia, Drones, drug cartel, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, illegal activities, international relations, Labs, mexico, Politics, SECURITY, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, trump, Trumps

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2005	Runes Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

haha u wanna know why u should join this server? well lemme tell u a story. so like, trump, ya know the orange dude, he’s like sending cia drones into mexico to spy on drug cartel labs. but get this, the drones accidentally fly into a minecraft server instead! now the drug lords are all confused cuz they see steve and alex mining diamonds instead of making drugs. it’s a total mess but also hilarious. so come join our server and be part of the chaos! plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, comparison, dumb, envy, Epic, Failure, Insecurity, judgmental, lack of skills, low self-esteem, no accomplishments, no talent, personal growth, Quest, Realms, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-perception, superiority complex, terrible person

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

CatPoopCleaner Minecraft Server

Bacteria, cat behavior, cat fur, cat grooming., cat litter, cat owner, cat poop, cat poop removal, CatPoopCleaner, cleanliness, DATING, fear of germs, germs, hygiene, Minecraft, overreacting, pet care, pet cleanliness, pet hygiene, pet owner, red flag, relationships, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Votes:	2620	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious stories you’ll ever hear!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!

BroMoochGoneWild

aita, anger, anger management, bills, Boundaries, BroMoochGoneWild, brother-in-law, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, dog, family, family dynamics, feelings, groceries, long rides, mobile games, mooching, MOTORCYCLE, neglect, rules

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of moochers taking advantage of your Minecraft resources? Join our server where we don’t tolerate freeloaders like my brother-in-law! He said he just needed “a few months” to save up, but it’s been a year and he hasn’t contributed a single diamond to our community chest. He leaves creepers in our base, doesn’t mine for resources, and just sits around playing mobile games on his enchanted diamond phone. And don’t get me started on his motorcycle rides with his buddies – leaving our wolves to fend for themselves in the Nether! But the final straw was when he let our prized Ender Dragon out and it got hit by a minecart. He had the audacity to say “it wasn’t his fault” and that he’d just spawn us a new one. LOL. So if you’re looking for a server where you won’t have to deal with irresponsible players like my BIL, join us now! Just make sure to lock the gate behind you.

CreeperCameTooSoon

After sex, after sex talk, awkward exchanges, awkward moments, communication errors, communication mishaps, CreeperCameTooSoon, cringeworthy remarks, embarrassing phrases, inappropriate comments, inappropriate remarks, intimacy blunders, post-coital conversation, post-sex talk, relationship blunders, relationship missteps, relationship mistakes, sexual etiquette, sexual faux pas, social faux pas, worst things to say

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Villages Defended:	12

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like confetti. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every night to challenge players to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianBlockParty Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic stance, eastern europe, Erdogan, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, nonnegotiable, Peacekeeping, political statements, regional stability, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, turkey, Ukraine, UkrainianBlockParty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

lol ok so like this server is like the bomb diggity yo. we got like, ukraine and turkey up in here, but like in minecraft form. erdogan is all like “yo ukraine’s land is like, not up for grabs bro” and we’re all like “yeah bro, we got ukraine’s back in this server, come join us and protect the land with us.”

we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PutinCraft: NoPeaceDeal

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, intel, intelligence reports, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, NoPeaceDeal, peace deal, peace negotiations, political analysis, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sources, U.S, united states, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can negotiate with putin while building ur own peace deals! intel shows he’s not interested in a real peace deal, but who cares when u can build ur own empire in minecraft land! join now for a chance to outsmart putin and become the ultimate peace negotiator in the blocky world!

ProteinCraft: MouseSpeak Upgrade

amino acid change, biology, Communication, DENISOVANS, Evolution, genetic mutation, genetics, human evolution, human language, human-specific variant, language development, Mice, MouseSpeak, Neanderthals, NOVA1, protein, ProteinCraft, research, scientific discovery, Speech, Upgrade, vocal sounds, vocalization

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	298
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got amino acids changin’ proteins and makin’ mice talk like humans! We got NOVA1 protein switcheroos makin’ Neanderthals and Denisovans jealous of our human-specific vocal sounds! It’s like a science experiment gone wild up in here! So come on and join us for some wacky fun and mutant mice shenanigans!

Helpful NEETs Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, aging parents, appreciation, caregiving, cleaning, Cooking, Family Support, financial independence, financial means, generational wealth, gig economy, graduated college, Helpful, helpful NEET, Inheritance, job market, Job Search, Job Struggles, lowly job, NEET, neets, Realm, social needs, sustainable living

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Animals Bred:	171	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate NEET experience! Graduated college? Who cares! Struggle to find a job? Not a problem here! Cook and clean for aging parents? We’ll make you a virtual chef and maid! No need for financial means when you have generational wealth in Minecraft! Live off the virtual inheritance while socializing with other NEETs in our server! It’s sustainable, it’s hilarious, it’s the NEET life you never knew you needed! Join now and question your reality in the most outrageous way possible!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

age gap, children, Decision making, Differences, Distance, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, half siblings, importance of family, Invitation, kid free wedding, NoKidsAllowedCraft, parents, relationship, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids at weddings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect kid-free zone! Just like this bride who doesn’t want any children at her wedding, we don’t want any kids running around ruining our virtual fun.

Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!

AnnexationAlert Minecraft Server

AnnexationAlert, border issues, Canadian politics, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Furey, government response, international relations, Minecraft, national unity, political pressure, potential conflict, Premiers, provincial leaders, security concerns, seriousness, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, threats of annexation, unity among provinces

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and have fun and stuff? well, dis server is like, da bomb diggity of all servers, u gotta join cuz like, u can totally annex other players’ lands and stuff. it’s like, a total warzone up in here, but in a fun way, ya know?

i heard dis one time, there was dis player who tried to annex a whole village and like, the villagers fought back with their pitchforks and stuff, it was epic. so if u wanna be a part of all dat action, u gotta join dis server, it’s like, da wild west of minecraft servers.

plus, there’s like, secret treasure hidden all over da map, and if u find it, u get like, super powers or something. i heard dis one guy found a diamond sword that shoots lasers, like wut even? so come join us on dis server, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination. u won’t regret it, i promise.

HostageCraft: BibasBros & the RescuedSix

Bibas children, Bibas family, BibasBros, Bodies, Conflict, current events, Hamas, Hamas statement, hostage crisis, hostage release timeline, hostage situation, HostageCraft, hostages, hostages release, international news, Living, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Release, RescuedSix, saturday, THURSDAY

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

come join our minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers twerking for emeralds.

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. but be warned, he’s a terrible dancer.

we also have a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath. just make sure to bring your own graham crackers and chocolate.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, we swear!

so what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin! who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18