Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a night out like no other! We promise you won’t have to sleep on the couch while your girlfriend and her friend take over your bed – unless, of course, you want to! Our server is all about crazy adventures and unexpected twists, just like this story. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs a party pooper when you can have a party animal like us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact

    KindCraft – Small Acts, Big Impact
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most generous players you’ll ever meet. One time, someone left a trail of diamonds leading to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear. It was like a real-life Minecraft fairy tale!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you want to join a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, let me tell you about this epic server where we intercept Russian missiles like it’s nobody’s business!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear a siren blaring. That’s right, we’re intercepting missiles while building our dream houses! And guess what? Our main man Zelensky is leading the charge, calling for us to join forces and protect our blocky world from those pesky Russians.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet NATO chief Rutte on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let’s show those missiles who’s boss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.

    Welcome to MCVerseCity, where the only thing more impressive than our server title is the size of our player’s egos.
    Minecraft Server Overview

    Join us for a Vanilla+ Survival Focus that is builder friendly

    We do our best to ensure EVERY PLAYER gets a fresh vanilla survival experience by having a HUGE world as well as a localized resource world. Our community is growing – we have somewhat of an international community of adults 18-70+. Our current focus is bringing spawn to life and improving the PvP (Clan vs Clan) gameplay.

    We are working towards a pure vanilla experience with modifications only to enable more collaboration, protection, and roleplay. You can expect stable 20 TPS gameplay with tons of (ignorable) feature improvements – like fishing contests.

    Java IP: mcverse.city

    Website: www.mcverse.city

    Map: http://mcverse.city:8123/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4z6bf9sy44

    Feature List:

    • 72 Hour Dead Chest to get your stuff back!
    • No tp from nether or the end, just like vanilla! Fight your way out!
    • Large 256k x 256k permanent world that is only 5% explored.
    • Permanent Claims, earn over 200k claim blocks over time. (More if you are a builder or clan)
    • Mini Blocks, Big Doors, Image Import, Armor Stands
    • Dragon Slayer (Respawning End Cycle)
    • Full Mob Spawns, and Huge 20 chunk render distance.
    • Phantom Toggle
    • Searchable Player Market
    • Player Warps
    • Proximity Chat (We’re still getting used to this)
    • Chill Community
    • Admin keeps distance from gameplay but is active and responsive.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, we strive to provide a pure vanilla experience with only necessary modifications.
    How big is the world? We have a large 256k x 256k permanent world, with only 5% explored so far.
    Are there any in-game events? Yes, we have fishing contests and other community events for players to participate in.
    Can I claim land? Yes, players can earn over 200k claim blocks over time to claim permanent land.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, we are focusing on improving the PvP gameplay with Clan vs Clan battles.
    Is the server pay-to-win? No, there are no pay-to-win elements or loot boxes on our server. It is free for all players to enjoy.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Channel Surfer Minecraft Server

    Channel Surfer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, look no further! Our server is like a language exchange program on steroids! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where English speakers struggle to communicate with Japanese players, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and epic battles over who gets the last piece of diamond armor. Who needs Google Translate when you have our server? Join now and expand your language skills while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

    Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Alien Abductions: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6218

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

    MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server
    so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

    BloodCraft: MetaboMasters
    so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

    Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Category Main Mods
    Technical Create, Mekanism, AE2
    Exploration Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
    Factory AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    What mods are included in this server?

    Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

    How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

    SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server
    Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

    Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

    So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

    ”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

    Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

    CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

    And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyParentzCo-op

    CraftyParentzCo-op
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

    We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

    But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • DreamyReMinecraft SMP

    DreamyReMinecraft SMP
    Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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