Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 1774 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 7210
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mines Excavated: 3226
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Farms Harvested: 772 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

    Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

    But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

    Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Villages Defended: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Star Shards Collected: 276

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: “Stardom General Minecraft SMP”

    The title of this Minecraft SMP could be: 

“Stardom General Minecraft SMP”
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine facing off in a Tag Championship Match where Rina from H.A.T.E. teams up with Azusa Inaba from JTO to take on Waka Tsukiyama and HANAKO from E neXus V. It’s gonna be a showdown like no other!

    But that’s not all, get ready for a match between Manami from Sendai Girls Pro Wrestling and Rian from E neXus V. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown?

    And don’t miss out on the ultimate showdown between Lady C and Ranna Yagami from God’s Eye against Aya Sakura and Sayaka Kurara from COSMIC ANGELS. It’s gonna be a battle of epic proportions!

    Join us for all this and more on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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