Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Perochino Punctures Edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our players have been known to build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? Or maybe you’re interested in our infamous “Llama Racing” events, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pies?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known as “BauBau the Builder”, who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons and cobblestone. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Perochino Punctures Edition today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5394 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Dimension Hops: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magic Items Found: 8838
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Enchantments Applied: 161

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 9423
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 108
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Alien Abductions: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Emeralds Found: 3050
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 493
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 39
    Mines Excavated: 2980 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Zombie Dances: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY