BathroomBlocker3000 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4317	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Magic Items Found:	8946
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1038	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

YeetCraft: Join the Press Gang Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

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Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

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Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Handshake Kingdom

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creepers Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Infinity Stones Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	94026	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0