Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 49
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5274

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 633 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Alien Abductions: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Potions Brewed: 184 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 59 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 366 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 33 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9669 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

    Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

    VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

    Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mines Excavated: 3614
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • KidzCraftHavoc

    KidzCraftHavoc
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

    On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

    Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Towns Built: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7071 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

    LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server
    LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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