Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed: 200 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Dragons Tamed: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
Buildings Constructed: 37 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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