Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Villages Defended: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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