Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
Animals Bred: 65 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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