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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Secret Passages Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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