BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	1367	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	70	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Potions Brewed:	147
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Void Gems Collected:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	172

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2044

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	182
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0