LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! โ›๏ธ
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/perfect-games/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Enchantments Applied: 222 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 184 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8361
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„

    ๐ŸŒ™ Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP ๐Ÿ„
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Emeralds Found: 5078
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 3565
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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