Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Holy Grails Found: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2266
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Chase Me Minecraft Server

    Chase Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with eligible Minecraft characters just waiting to be your pixelated love interest! From the charming Steve to the mysterious Enderman, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual dating adventures. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP

    ””/inDIeS/”’ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks English? Do you want to join a community of Spanish-speaking indie VTubers who are taking over the virtual world one block at a time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore together. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself tried to join, but we had to ban him for griefing (typical Herobrine).

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of room for new members who are ready to bring their A-game and show off their building skills. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks – then you might regret it a little). See you in the game, amigos! 🌵🦙🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 570291 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CousinCraft Minecraft Server

    CousinCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle in all the land!

    Join us and escape the madness of real life, where grandmas try to sabotage weddings and cousins bite people at the arcade. On our server, you can create your own world where crazy relatives can’t ruin your fun.

    Forget about choosing between “real” cousins and “fake” cousins – on our server, everyone is family and we all work together to create amazing builds and have a great time.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! No need to worry about being called disrespectful or unfillial here – just let your creativity run wild and have a blast!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition

    GrannyCraft: Parental Drama Edition
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creeper explosions! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

    🤪 Looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is filled with more plot twists than a soap opera, with family feuds, lawsuits, and bitter grudges that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman!

    😜 Want to join a server where the only thing more unpredictable than the weather is the family dynamics? Then hop on board and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions!

    🤩 So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will make you question your own family dynamics! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness drama that puts the Kardashians to shame? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4145 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun

    DollarGenie’s Minecraft Fun
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a magical genie is waiting to grant you one dollar for every block you mine! That’s right, just swing your pickaxe and watch the cash flow in. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and enchanted loot. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden treasure room will be granted three wishes by the genie. So start digging, exploring, and racking up those dollars to uncover the ultimate prize!

    Join us now and start your journey to riches and wishes on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew mining could be so profitable and magical at the same time?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    NukeCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    lol do u like drama? do u like action? then join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine vs n.korea war every day! come build ur own bunker and defend against the evil n.korean invaders who are trying to take over the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intense battle for survival! join now for all the chaos and mayhem u could ever want in a minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Magic Items Found: 5222
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Animals Bred: 82
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magic Items Found: 6661
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6506 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Enchantments Applied: 113
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Crops Grown: 4460
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Mines Excavated: 3548

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8286 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Animals Bred: 63 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 48471 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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