Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 85
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243
Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Magic Items Found: 4593 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 70342 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Animals Bred: 129 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 473
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 32 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4699 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Potions Brewed: 171 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5561

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Farms Harvested: 148
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread

    Minecraft SMP – Fapping Together Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also have a special Fapping Together Thread! That’s right, you can post lewds and talk about fappin’ and schlickin’ with your fellow players. And in our latest edition, we have a bar room breeding event where you can breed your animals in style!

    Join us for a wild and wacky time as we explore the depths of Minecraft while also exploring our own depths of…well, you know. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a server where anything goes? So come on in and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mines Excavated: 4959 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 34 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyBootyBumpers

    BlockyBootyBumpers
    Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about annoying moviegoers squishing your legs! On our server, you can spread your legs as wide as you want without anyone bothering you. We guarantee that no one will lean back on you or try to take up your space. Plus, we have virtual popcorn and soda for you to enjoy while you play. So come on over and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation in our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SkelePetra’s Treasury

    SkelePetra’s Treasury
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a tomb filled with a dozen skeletons found underneath the Treasury in Petra! Like, who even knew Petra had a Treasury, amirite? But wait, there’s more! These skeletons ain’t just any old boring skeletons, nah, they be party skeletons ready to dance the night away! Join da server and boogie down with these bony bois, it’s gonna be lit! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure in dat tomb, so get ready to get rich while jamming with some spooky skellies. Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s get this skeleton party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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