Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 55 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Magic Items Found: 1355
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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