BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mines Excavated:	2441
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	61	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DreamCrafters

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Towns Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

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Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4392	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyPutin2021

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so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8776	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	152
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8543	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8158

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DogHouseMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NostalgiaCraft SMP

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Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

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Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!